Why are you here?
Seriously, why are you here?
No, no you dumbfuck, not like that!! I didn’t mean it like “Why are you here on this blog?”, no! Of course we know you are here because you are seeking the ludicrous answers that the universe just can’t give you and you expect me to be a fortune-teller of sorts for you, I get that.
But now, that is not the kind of question I was proposing. What I actually meant was “Why are you here?!” See the diference?